"Be sure to put some of them neutrons on it."
- Mike Smith,
Baseball player, instructing a waitress on how to prepare his salad
"They shouldn't throw at me. I'm the father of five or six kids."
- Tito Fuentes,
Baseball player, after getting hit by a pitch
"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."
- Stu Grimson,
Hockey player, on why he has a photo of himself above his locker
"Just remember the words of Patrick Henry - 'Kill me or let me live.' "
- Coach Bill Peterson,
giving a halftime pep talk
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